16 February, 2008

Ah, the things kids learn in school...

I picked Chickie up from school the other day and he was telling me about his day. He told me that something funny had happened. He said:

"D likes L, so they had the sex and he kissed her".

He obviously had no idea what sex is, because the kissing was the amazing and very hilarious part.

He's 5 and a half! Perhaps I'd better buy that Where Did I Come From book? I remember that one being around when I was a kid and I seem to remember it being quite informative.

15 comments:

M said...

Um..okay, so where is this school? Because at some schools you may need to buy that book like right now... :)

h&b said...

eek !

Man, we didn't get to the giggling-about-kissing until Grade FIVE.

I'm scared...

Stomper Girl said...

Is Chickie hanging out with the grade 6-es?

The Phosgene Kid said...

Hope the school is handing out condoms!

meggie said...

Good lord, what is the world coming to! haha.
I don't know that SG would let a girl close enough to kiss him!

Oh great One said...

Oh no! I remember when I got a book about the birds and the bees. I was so embarassed to have it given to me but not so embarassed I didn't try to smuggle it to school!

The Phosgene Kid said...

I learned everything I needed to know about women from National Geographic magazine...

Zazzy said...

Hmmmm I was the kid providing informational talks to the other kids - but not at Chickie's age.

Do I have your email? I have an email more or less on this topic that I need to send you. It should give you a chuckle.

R2K said...

: )

The Phosgene Kid said...

AS long as they cuddled afterward.

Charm School Reject said...

Too too funny! I love the things that pop out of kids' mouts.

Frogdancer said...

Thanks for beig so nice to leave a comment on Tadpole's blog. He'll be so excited when he wakes up tomorrow. (He might even go and kiss a girl....)

Melinda said...

Sounds like it's time for: "The Talk."

Winter said...

Ha I laughed out loud at that one!

The Phosgene Kid said...

'sup???